Christian Charm School Pop Quiz: How Feminine Are You?

Please select which traits you suppose the Christian Charm Manual includes in its 36-item list of unfeminine qualities.

A. a bulky, flabby figure

B. a deadpan face

C. an ungainly walk

D. slangy expressions

E. over-display of self

F. all of the above

The answer is F, all of the above. Award yourself 100 bonus points if you also guessed that the list includes “boisterous rowdiness,” “sluggishness,” “a raspy, gravelly voice” and “reading smutty books.”

Oh, you don’t believe me? Evidence:

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This post was originally published in 2015 on ye olde tumblr.